First Yoweri Museveni, dictator of Uganda, informs us that he is "too experienced" to step down from power.
Then, sensing a challenge to his crown as king of African absurdity, Bobby Mugabe ups the ante by telling us he has a "divine mission" to rule Zimbabwe.
Museveni: 27 years and counting.
Mugabe: 33 years and counting.
Uganda has never had a peaceful transfer of political power.
Zimbabwe has never had ANY kind of transfer of political power.
Anyone want to tell me again how great it is to have been a British colony?