Tuesday, September 04, 2007

This just in from the department of Doh!!

Rock stars more likely to die prematurely

Yes, the Centre for Public Health at Liverpool John Moores University has been busy pushing back the frontiers of science.

The paper clearly describes a population of rock and pop stars who are at a disproportionate risk of alcohol and drug related deaths," said Mark Bellis, lead author of the study.

Which leads us to ask: How in the world is Keith Richards still walking around soiling our planet?


Shawn said...

...were it not for those monkeys, I'd hug you for saying 'leads us to ask', rather than 'begs the question'.

Angus said...

Monkeys can't get no love?
that ain't right!