Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Bill o' the Day: Control the Beaver

Best of the many Bills introduced today in the NC General Assembly, led by Speaker Joe Hackney.

HB 2572

Hill - TABOR CORRECTIONAL BEAVER CONTROL FUNDS.


Now, Tabor Correctional Facility can be learned about here. Note the Yam festival. (I'm not making fun. I like the Yam festival.)

This piece of legislation was introduced by the Hon. Dewey Hill, a Democratic Representative from Brunswick/Columbus counties, doing the people's business for nearly 20 years.

Here is the legislation:

AN ACT to appropriate funds for beaver control at tabor correctional institution.

The General Assembly of North Carolina enacts:

SECTION 1. There is appropriated from the General Fund to the Department of Correction the sum of five thousand dollars ($5,000) for the 2008‑2009 fiscal year for beaver control measures at Tabor Correctional Institution in Tabor City.

SECTION 2. This act becomes effective July 1, 2008.


They must be worried that Bill Clinton is coming to town. THAT is when beaver control becomes really crucial.

2 comments:

br said...

Looks like they're hiring. How's this look?

BR
Chief Beaver Control Officer
Tabor Correctional Facility
910-555-1212

Bioman said...

Reason #103982 why Mike Munger should be the next governor of North Carolina.

Get the pen ready, folks.