Freddy The Ex-Parrot

This is actually kind of sad. Why in the world was the guy not allowed to make contact, for a bond of only $200?

There are many odd people in the world, people who are likely disrespectful to, and of, authority.

That doesn't mean the state gets to jail them electively.

The "pining for the fjords" reference is artful, and well known to the cognescenti: