You have some time on your hands so.... why not go out, drive drunk and crash your SUV?
Sure, that's the ticket!
The funniest part of the story is that when police arrived at the scene, Williams was sitting in the passenger seat as if someone else was driving. However witnesses told the cops that he was the only one in the car the whole time.
I guess he's a fan of Arrested Development.
Who knows, this may work out for him by making jury selection in his retrial impossible.