Ron Artest sets the record straight
The artist formerly known as World Peace went on Conan last night to give his side of the James Harden concussion saga.
It turns out that Harden frequently "runs into people's elbows".
I love this spin. People should use it more frequently.
Lincoln runs into people's bullets ~ John Wilkes Booth
Rodney King runs into people's nightsticks ~ LAPD
Give me some better examples in the comments.