Ron Artest sets the record straight
The artist formerly known as World Peace went on Conan last night to give his side of the James Harden concussion saga.
It turns out that Harden frequently "runs into people's elbows".
I love this spin. People should use it more frequently.
Lincoln runs into people's bullets ~ John Wilkes Booth
Rodney King runs into people's nightsticks ~ LAPD
Give me some better examples in the comments.
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posted by Angus @ 5/08/2012 09:50:00 AM
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Afghanis run into torture ~ Busbama
Monica Lewinsky trips and falls onto cigars.
The Constitution keeps running into our plans -Government
"Nancy Kerrigan's knees keep running into night-sticks."
-Shane Stant
"Shane Stant's eardrums keep running into pressure waves that his brain interprets as requests for him to attack Nancy Kerrigan."
- Tonya Harding
"Alderaan keeps running into lasers."
-Grand Moff Tarkin
John frequently "runs his junk into people's knives". -Lorena Bobbit
"They ran into my refrigerator." -Jeff Dahmer
Danny Pearl's neck ran into a jihadist's sword.
nice posting.. thanks for sharing.
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