It's all connected, people
We've been getting woken up once or twice a week by a series of unearthly sounds from the park next door. I initially attributed it to a screech owl, but it turns out that they don't actually screech! Research led us to suspect the barred owl.
Made me wonder what they were all about.
Then in this morning's tabloid I read a story about a barred owl repeatedly attacking a jogger.
Did a little more research and discovered this.
Couldn't agree more.