Thursday, March 07, 2013

Hand down, man down

People. I got an email from David Boren yesterday afternoon telling me that "shots were fired" in Central Normatopia.

Would you like to know why?

Massive stupidity.

Dude #1 puts a microphone up for sale on Craigslist.

Dude #2 stops by to check out the merchandise. Asks if he can take it outside and show it to his girlfriend.

Dude #1 laughs in his face agrees and lets him go outside with the mic without following him.

Dude #2 prepares to make tracks.

Dude #1 runs outside with a handgun and starts shooting at the rapidly retreating car of Dude #2, then gets in his own idiot-mobile and starts chasing after his beloved microphone.

I like to think Dude #1 was screaming, "Momma there goes that man" as he gave hot and lethally intended pursuit to the miscreant.

Hat tip to D. Boren and RK Gaddie.


Pelsmin said...

Funny part of the police report is that the "Suspect" is described as fleeing in a black pickup, which means they consider the shoplifter (?) who was fired upon the problem here. The guy shooting a gun at a moving car 200 feet from an elementary school?
He figures if he kills the guy, he just needs to make sure the microphone is placed into his hands to make it nice and legal.

Angus said...

In 'Merica, thievin' is the crime, not shootin'

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