Saturday, March 30, 2013

That's nacho cheese!

People can you imagine the pure adrenaline rush, the unmitigated joy, of cruising down the highway with 20 tons of stolen cheese in the back of your truck?

Meet Veniamin Konstantinovich Balika, who was apprehended in New Jersey with a load of hot Wisconsin Muenster.

Now, I personally believe that ALL Muenster cheese should be illegal, but that's a story for another day.

It certainly is no coincided that this malefactor of great cheese was arrested at the Vince Lombardi rest stop.

Maybe Mr. Balika should hook up with this guy.

Via, but the hat tip goes to loyal KPC reader Gerardo.


According to NPR: this is what the arrest of Mr. Konstantinovich Balika at a New Jersey Turnpike rest stop looked like:

(clic the pic for an even less realistic-looking image)

The update hat tip goes to MK, another loyal KPC reader.


Gerardo said...

Indeed, what I found scandalous that a FIB would be so brazen as to steal from the "Cheeseheads"

I guess kids do prefer it -- "cheese is the most stolen food item of all with up to 4% of all cheese stolen at some point in it's journey from maker to mouth."

Anonymous said...

Some kids really do prefer cheese.