Were people asking him to? Did Rand Paul insinuate that he could? Is a time machine the only way to fix mistakes? Does not having a time machine absolve one from any responsibility for their actions?
People, if that crawl-line is true, why do we even have a government at all?
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Who knew? This is just the type of scoop CNN needs to get back in the game.
Why do we have a government? Oh, so many reasons.
Without government, who would shoot your dog?
Without government, who would violently object to your choice of intoxicant?
Without government, who would stop you and steal -- strike that -- who would Civil Forfeiture-ize your money?
Without government, who would interfere with two party exchange of goods?
Without government, who would start and pursue wars?
Without government, who would subsidize goods that no one would buy at market rates?
Without government, who would create a six million word set of rules about your annual "voluntary contribution?
Ah, I must stop... after consulting the Federal register, I think I COULD go on for another thirty million words.
Seriously, this made me laugh so hard that co-workers came into my office to see what was so funny.
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