1. Hillary Clinton, by North Korea: “We cannot but regard Mrs. Clinton as a funny lady, as she likes to utter such rhetoric, unaware of the elementary etiquette in the international community,” the North Korean statement said. “Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping.”
2. Lance Armstrong by Alberto Contador: First he smoked Lance in the mountains, then he dusted him in the individual time trial. Alberto has the tour locked up and Lance is struggling to get onto the podium. Alberto also has the great advantage that he could be doping like crazy but the Frenchies had Lance so much they'd never bust him for it.
3. The Tampa Bay Rays by Mark Buehrle: A perfect game!
4. President O by his party's congressional delegations: No health care bill vote before the recess. Don't you all think "recess" is a perfect term for Congressional breaks?
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N. Korea: "sometimes a pensioner going shopping" ??! An obvious spoof. Nobody in NK as any reason to know words for pensioner or shopping.
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