Friday, August 28, 2009

I am a Natural Leader. So was Hitler.

On the "Monkey See, Ass**** Do" front, I took the same test as Angus. The results....actually, they describe me pretty much perfectly. A little scary.

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test...

Dictator- ENTJ

53% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 70% Thinking, 80% Judging

Have you no soul? It's clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor? Sure. You're a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don't like people, do you?

You don't play games. You take charge. And there's very little room for mistakes in your world. You're forceful, intimidating and overbearing. Heard of the word "patience?" Trust me, it's a word and it's something you're sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you're not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.

From the way people's knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you're not exactly a "people-person." You're more of a "people-eater." You just ain't tuned into people's feelings and probably couldn't care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you're not from this planet but the rest of us are.

Sure, you're intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal. At least people LIKE the rest of us.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

knobflap???

br said...

ENTJs are, in fact, vastly superior to all other personality types. But, your report card is week with 2 Fs, a C-, and a B-.

John said...

And to think I voted for a dictator for Governor...