Kids Prefer Cheese: This is Wrong. Duke IS the Douchiest

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

This is Wrong. Duke IS the Douchiest

The Top 25 Douchiest Colleges

(Duke is ranked #2, only because the authors are such haters that they didn't want Duke to be #1 at ANYTHING.)

Labels: education, they be hatin'

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7 Comments:

At 7:50 PM, August 26, 2009 , Angus said...: Texas, Ohio State and Colorado all on the list. Pretty accurate, I'd say!
At 10:31 AM, August 27, 2009 , Anonymous said...: Dear Prof. Munger,

I am requesting a letter of recommendation to study abroad. I don't think Duke is working out for me.

Sincerely yours,

Alexandra

*clicks 'send' button of email to transmit, circa 2002, and then cut & pastes the same msg. in the spring of 2003 for the whole of 2004*
At 12:14 PM, August 27, 2009 , Shawn said...: now THIS is news worthy of reporting.

1) hilarious to see Rollins on there. If you've been to Winter Park, it's no coincidence that Park Ave. is the street where the entrance to Rollins is. My wife's alma mater, btw.

2) Colorado is a shocker; didn't realize there was that quality there. I guess I think everyone in Colorado is nice and friendly. Apparently, b/c they're high all the time.

3) awesomest is the # of mentions that Duke gets in the 'honorable mention' section of various other schools.

4) I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad that Florida isn't mentioned.

5) knowing nothing about deep springs, i went to their website, which took all of 5 minutes to produce. No problem on that, except that when you do so, you DO want to make sure there isn't a typo on your 'admissions process' page. Especially after making such a big deal of essays in the admissions process.

'douche' is still, by far, the worst moniker in the english language. I'm still not quite sure what it actually is supposed to mean, and this list didn't really help....In Polk county, central florida, pretty much anyone who GOES to college is a douche.
At 4:52 PM, August 27, 2009 , John Thacker said...: awesomest is the # of mentions that Duke gets in the 'honorable mention' section of various other schools.

Yeah, and I don't think we really deserve the "Show Us Your Tits!" honorable mention, either. Not sure if that one is hating or not.
At 4:53 PM, August 27, 2009 , John Thacker said...: Also, I knew about Deep Springs.
At 5:46 PM, August 27, 2009 , Simon Spero said...: Just be proud that "Duke" and "Honorable" were used in the same sentence.
At 2:51 PM, August 31, 2009 , Anonymous said...: I immediately assumed that a UNC alum wrote the list. Duke was honorable mention on just about every one. And UNC doesn't get a mention? Duke is douchey, but to say that UNC is not is just absurd.