Grabbing EU Law by the Heat Balls!
What, these incandescent light bulbs? The ones outlawed by the EU ubernannies? Those aren't light bulbs at all! Those are small heating units that plug into an otherwise unused light bulb. Sure, they produce a small amount of light, but that's a bonus.
These are "Heat Balls!" Sure, that's what they are. Really.
(Nod to the Blonde)