Look out Tyler, in Zimbabwe, Zombies have voting rights!
Yesterday, in a classic blog post, when asked to choose an anti-zombie weapon, Tyler chose "the rule of law" (second choice was "anti-zombie constitutional amendment"!!!!).
Grim news for him comes today from Zimbabwe where it is reported that "nearly 1/3 of Zimbabwe's voters are already dead" (this of course explains why Mugabe is still in power after 275 years, he's a Zombie)!!
So under PR, they'd be in a coalition government controlling several ministries!
Plus, during elections, they can eat the brains of non-Zombie voters while waiting to exercise their franchise.
How's that rule of law gonna save you Tyler, when Zombies vote?
Labels: ballot access, the rule of law is a mighty thin reed, zombies

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