True Grit: Bold Talk From a One-Eyed Fat Man
So, the LMM and I tried leaving the house. She drove to the movie theater near our house, and we saw "True Grit."
From now on, I want everyone to call me "Brewster Rugburn." I have the eye patch and everything.
(BTW: If I took off the eye patch, you could see my eye. But my eye, alas, could not see you. Unless you were a large very bright light.)