Wednesday, February 22, 2012

DSK part Deux

DSK offers a defense of his latest...um... adventure.

A lawyer for Mr. Strauss-Kahn appeared to confirm that he had attended the events [orgies], saying that his client would not have been aware if the women who entertained him were prostitutes.

“He could easily not have known, because as you can imagine, at these kinds of parties you’re not always dressed, and I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman,” the lawyer, Henri Leclerc, told a French radio station, Europe 1, in December.


Research! DSK was doing research! "Hmmm....prostitute? Non, no cigarette stains on her fingers. It must be a woman who is so overcome by my beautiful pasty white 70 year old body that she just wants me! She didn't need to be paid!"

I have a dispositive test, to answer the lawyer's challenge: any woman under 60 who willingly gets naked and gets in the same room with a naked DSK, MIGHT JUST be a prostitute. 'Cause ain't no woman gonna do that for free.

Question: why is that socialists are so convinced that they deserve such special treatment? Rich capitalists expect special treatment, but they pay for it. DSK wants other people to pay some poor woman to touch his winkie, and then he denies that she was paid, because he is so attractive that women WANT to touch his winkie, out of admiration.

3 comments:

The Spivonomist said...

Challenge accepted

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't you need to compare him against a set of men?

Born in 1942:

Dennis Hastert
Charlie Rose
Stephen Hawking
Muhammad Ali
Michael Crawford
Graham Nash
Michael Bloomberg
Wayne Newton
Brian Wilson
Mick Fleetwood
Harrison Ford

Anonymous said...

And we should care about whether DSK has a taste for prostitutes or orgies? Why? I couldn't possibly care. As long as he's not raping anyone, meh. Each to his own.