Venezuelan politics is so awesome

The president of the Venezuelan congress and likely replacement for Hugo Chavez if Hugo's health does not permit him to run is Diosdado Cabello!

Yes, you read that right and no, it's not a nickname. The man's first name is "God-given" and the man's last name is "hair".

"Mitt" Romney has to be kicking himself at this point, thinking "that should be MY name".

If Mitt is the real Diosdado Cabello (and he is, just look at Diosdado's actual cabello, it's pathetic), what are some good Spanish names for the rest of our politicians?

Tell me in the comments!