"Romeo was restless, he was ready to kill. He jumped out the window cause he couldn't sit still. Juliet was waiting with a safety net. He said "Don't bury me cause I'm not dead yet"."
Replace "Romeo" with "Cassanova", "the window" with "of Clemson University",
"sit still" with "eat Chiklfil-a", "Juliet", with "Auburn University" and
suddenly Elvis Costello becomes relevant again!
You know, now that I think about it, "Mystery Dance" is a pretty apt title for the recruiting process in
Hat tip to Mrs. Angus.