"Romeo was restless, he was ready to kill.
He jumped out the window cause he couldn't sit still.
Juliet was waiting with a safety net.
He said "Don't bury me cause I'm not dead yet"."
Replace "Romeo" with "Cassanova", "the window" with "of Clemson University",
"sit still" with "eat Chiklfil-a", "Juliet", with "Auburn University" and
suddenly Elvis Costello becomes relevant again!
You know, now that I think about it, "Mystery Dance" is a pretty apt title for the recruiting process in
college athletics.
Hat tip to Mrs. Angus.
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I was going to say, "What campus doesn't have a Chick Fil A?"
But then I read the article and saw that Clemson's really does. But the author is quite wrong: Chick Fil A's biscuits are nasty.
He can see those words in any magazine
But what's the use in looking when he don't know what they meeeean?
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