Oh, man. This is big. Mike Peterson is getting a new trial! Supposedly because some forensic expert was squirrelly, but we all know why. To clear the way to go after the real killer, the barred owl.
Maybe they can bring back Mike Nifong to try the case.
If only the coke-toting clueless UNC physics professor could be called as a witness from his house arrest in Argentina, my life would be complete.
Maybe he could sing through a vocodor: "it was the owl, people, it's always the owl".