Those Wacky French Folks
Some French are very upset about people choosing to marry a person of the same sex.
But they are quite OK, in the know-it-all sophisticated Euro way, with a woman marrying a giant block of concrete. You can see for yourself...
Excerpt: "An Australian woman has taken her desire for the ‘strong and silent’-type to a new extreme when she married a bridge. Jodi Rose married Le Pont du Diable Bridge in Céret, southern France after falling head over heels for the ‘sensual’ 14th century stone structure."
Conservatives can presumably be appeased by the fact that she at least took the bridge's name.
(Adapted from an email from the indispensable M.K.)