Sunday, March 01, 2009

There are GOOD Reasons not to "Friend" Your Dad On Facebook

There are many good reasons not to "friend" your dad on Facebook.

But one of the biggest reasons just HAS to be the possibility that, if you DO, your dad will use the photo evidence against you.

Suppose, for example, that my son Kevin was going to do vodka Jello shots out of a big bowl. It might look like this.....


Sorry, ladies, he's taken. No, really. But we are VERY, very proud.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Way way WAY too funny! I'm still laughing two minutes later. And that was a crucial mistake, my mother has remained an unanswered friend request since the day she fatefully joined the facebook. It's just not worth it kevin... backout while you still can.

Shawn said...

"must...get...last...ramen..."

EG: yep, you'n me both, brotha. Surprising that she hasn't asked why.

Anonymous said...

I warned her of the pitfalls of social networking and if she decided to join she would be no friend of mine. I think she half expected me to be kidding, but i'm wasn't... If you can't drink free from parental eyes in college, whats next... warrantless wiretapping.

Oh, and she'd already seen the profile through my Aunt, which is already weird enough, so i dont feel bad.

Anonymous said...

I learned it from watching you dad!

Anonymous said...

Kevin,

Excellent comeback...you can also use that for when he posts you doing bong hits too

Tommy the non-parent wannabe englishman

Anonymous said...

Who said kids don't learn anything at home anymore... pssshh!

Mungowitz said...

I should note that Kevin did the right thing here, and un-friended me on Facebook.

And I now feel better, being not tempted to do the somewhat creepy stalker thing, checking out what he posts.

There is a LOT of stuff a dad just doesn't want to know.

On the other hand, Mom is a bit upset at the loss of this covert surveillance opportunity.

Kevin, you should thank me....

Angus said...

OUCH. serial chile punking in the Mungowitz household.

Anonymous said...

My mother read this post and I think she felt a bit chilipunk'd by my representation of her. She is not lame, except for in the normal parentish ways and i love her greatly.