Headlines I wish were NOT literally true, #1
"Police in are holding a goat on suspicion of ."
"Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323."
luckily, the police are (kind of) suspending judgement for the time being:
"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,"