From some dude allegedly named Glenn Thrush:
Evan Bayh (D-Ind.) is retiring, but he's not the retiring type, ridiculing congressional job creation efforts on "The Early Show."
"If I could create one job in the private sector by helping to grow a business, that would be one more than Congress has created in the last six months," Bayh said.
A senior House Democratic aide:
“It is hard to stomach lectures from Sen. Bayh on Jobs. For most Americans, if they were as unproductive in their jobs as Bayh has been in his, they wouldn’t have the luxury of quitting — they would be fired.”
Awesome! Can I get a Kaboom?