When did Nigerian scammers take over the Home Depot?
So, Mrs. Angus and me eat lunch in our offices on Tuesdays and Thursdays. This usually requires using a microwave, and in our department, nothing is a better illustration of the tragedy of the commons than the department microwave. Sticky, filthy, smelly, AND a line of grad students waiting to use it!
So we decided to get one for the office. Mrs. Angus wanted powerful but not too big, picked out a model and ordered it from Home Depot online. It arrives and we take it to the office and open up the box.
The door of the thing won't open. Busted. Arrived busted.
Mrs. Angus sends email to Home Depot asking if we can return it at a local store or if we have to mail it back. Next day, we get a response from their "customer care" department:
Thank you for your email to The Home Depot Online Customer Support.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Unfortunately, we do not have arrangement with the vendor to exchange the entire product.
For assistance regarding the item 100489210 - 1.0 Cu. Ft. Countertop
Microwave Oven from your order number W100474273, please refer owner's manual and contact the manufacturer.
A representative would be happy to assist you.
Please let us know if we can be of further assistance.
Your friends at The Home Depot.
Now there are a lot of funny things here."Inconvenience"? "further assistance"? cannot exchange "the entire product"?
But the best part is that the owners manual is INSIDE THE MICROWAVE and thus inaccessible because, you know, THE DOOR WON'T OPEN!
I guess I will take a hammer to the thing and see what parts of the product can be exchanged.