Protecting the Honor of Wall Street
Remember when Gary Hart challenged reporters to follow him, and then was amazed when they did, catching him in "Monkey Business"?
Well, saying that the honor of Wall Street has been besmirched is a little silly, also. Those boys pretty much smirched themselves. "John Thomas Financial"? Really? And "lesbian strippers"? Why was that the priority?
I'm not saying that having the morality police from Washington will make things better, or that having Eliot "Yo, Mo Ho" Spitzer is an improvement. But if you have no honor, you can't very well protect your honor. Just keep quiet. Quite a story, quite a shiny, terrifying bald pate.
(Nod to Anonyman, who is NOT that bald, and who likes his strippers straight)