Friday, March 18, 2011

They Couldn't Understand What He Was Saying....

A BRITISH man had surgery to reattach his testicles after his girlfriend allegedly bit them off, the Daily Mirror has reported...

Douglas had to call emergency services himself after the incident, but was in so much pain operators could not understand what he was saying. He needed emergency surgery and had to spend several days in the hospital recovering from the attack.
(STORY)

Tommy the Brit notes: "And people wonder why I'm gay..." Not sure that is protection enough. Unless you think a man would not do this to another man, understanding the implication of the attack. I'm pretty sure the lady understood the implication of the attack pretty well.

4 comments:

...and they can probably call her his "ex" girlfriend... said...

Lesson to us all: DON'T forget your safeword.

Anonymous said...

Tom, no one has have wondered why you were gay. We wondered why you went to WV maybe.

Anonymous said...

^ Tommy the Brit is giggling in a very gay way. I'd pay 2 pence to know who left that comment.

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