You have been E-mooned!

Assicons: The new cool emoticons for people over 30 who never do anything cool, so that this isn't actually cool, either. Nonetheless... assicons:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) an ass hole

{_!_} a ass out on the floor shakin'

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Blonde Ass

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