Where seldom is heard, a missing G word, and judges do strip searches all day!
At the World Scrabble Finals in Warsaw, one competitor accused another having hidden the "G" tile. He demanded that the miscreant be strip searched to find the missing tile.
In the US this would have been done, as long as the guy spoke Spanish and had committed a traffic offense. But not in Poland.
(Yes, the title is intentionally misspelled)
Nod to the Blonde