Friday, October 07, 2011

This is Why Al Gore Invented the Internet*

(*although he never, ever actually claimed to have invented the internet)

1. In porn movies, there is sometimes a classroom setting (I am told, I would NOT know, of course). The question is: are the things written on the blackboard actually correct and useful, or did the director just phone it in? This blog answers that question (SFW, unless you work in a church).

2. Awkward Wedding Photos. Once you give the title, there is little more to say, frankly.

3. (A repeat, but always at the top of the list at KPC) Kim Jong Il Looking at Things.

4. Hospital jobs, by district (or state). You didn't even know you didn't know that, and now you know.

5. The Perfect Pet Petter. Again, nothing to add.

(Nod to Kevin Lewis, the Blonde, and Kindred)


Anonymous said...

I am pretty sure Al Gore did in fact invent the internet!

Robert S. Porter said...

Except for the part where he did claim that. The exact quote is "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." Though he immediately followed up with a more accurate accounting of his role, he said it. He phrased it in a stupid, stupid, stupid way. But he said it.

Anonymous said...

I would also like to add: