"The Kicker..."

So, a guy cuts off his own foot so he doesn't have to work.

You would REALLY have to hate working to do that.

The guy planned ahead: not only cut off his foot, but then barbecued his foot to make sure it could not be reattached.

What I like is that the article mentions "the kicker" (!): being footless won't mean the guy will be disabled.

Nod to the Blonde, who always adds some foot notes to my day.