Police said Monday an unknown number of culprits made off with 5 metric tons (5.5 tons) of Nutella chocolate-hazelnut spread from a parked trailer in the central German town of Bad Hersfeld over the weekend.
The gooey loot is worth an estimated 16,000 euros ($20,710). Germans news agency dpa reported that thieves have previously stolen a load of energy drinks from the same location.
Of course, Nutella theft has been going on on this side of the pond, also. At Columbia University, for example.
All right, KPC readers, 'fess up! What food have you lifted, taken, or outright stolen? Nutella?