Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Headline of the Month

"Nearly 40% of Europeans Suffer Mental Illness"

Lets see, JC Trichet, check; DSK, check; Sarkozy, check; Silvio Berlusconi, check; Joseph Ratzinger, check......

Hmmm, maybe that number is a bit low?

Interestingly, the percentage was only 27% in 2005 (it's 38% now).

That is an excellent rate of return in these troubled financial times, so I feel fully justified in recommending that our readers go LONG IN EUROPEAN MENTAL ILLNESS.


Anonymous said...

"The results, published by the European College of Neuropsychopharmacology..."

This just in, the American Society of Cocaine Dealers released a statement saying that 64% of people need to do more cocaine.

Expected Optimism said...

Does this mean Europe's in a mental illness bubble?