Here are the four finalists for the KPC tagline reader appreciation contest. These are actual verbatim entries from actual KPC readers!
"Business up front, quantitative easing in the rear"
"Fatter in real life than you imagined"
“Those are my principles; if you don’t like them, I have others.” (Groucho Marx quote)
"Still looking for our copy of the social contract"
Comments are solicited while the judges deliberate.