I have to have cataract surgery, in December. Not a big deal, and with the new lens my eyesight should be dramatically improved. No more glasses. Yippee!
Anyway, while we were driving, the LMM asked what the recovery would be like. I jokingly said that the doctor had said it would really help my eyesight if I had a lot of sex.
She stared out the window, and then said, "Well I guess you are going to go blind then, one way or another!"
Yikes... I must be a bad influence.