Pour some (corn) sugar on me!
People, the nefarious corn growers want to change the name of high fructose corn syrup to "corn sugar".
Luckily, we have a noble group mobilizing to stop the cornies' nefarious plan:
The sugar growers!
Yes, the Sugar Association is suing the Corn Refiners Association to stop the name change. If we could somehow get the Cotton Association in on this farce we'd have the trifecta of US agricultural policy stupidity.