Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Butter Crisis Prompts Desperate Video
"What if it was YOU who didn't have any butter? What if I took your butter away from you?"
TOMMY! Listen. YOUR. GOVERNMENT. is doing this to you, sweetie. There is no butter shortage. It is the state who is f***ing you. You are hilarious because the shortage is entirely a product of your protectionist trade policies. If you needed actual help, we'd be there for you. But if we tried to ship in emergency supplies of butter, we would be ARRESTED. Just like those Swedish butter thugs...
(If you have missed the story, check out our man Angus, with his finger on the private parts of Norway and the butter crisis.)