John-O sends this scorecoard, almost an encryption key actually, for decoding secret messages sent by your progressive friends. It's fun to learn what they really mean!
An example:
Elizabeth Warren
An example:
Elizabeth Warren
Definition: An “Elizabeth Warren” is any
brilliant scholar who both thinks we can fix the U.S. financial system
simply by adding another giant bureaucracy with near unlimited power,
and who can, by dancing vigorously in a circle, make it rain. Both
equally as likely.
1 comment:
With an Elizabeth Warren dance, you get only 1/32 as much rain as for other dancers. Sadly, the Elizabeth Warren Bureaucracy (EWB) is every bit as abusive as regular bureaucracies.
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