Our good friend @Jeanne23 comes through with this product: The WineRack!
Ladies, why wear a padded bra when you get the same effect, and a nice warm Merlot, with... The WineRack? The male version, The BeerBelly, has several drawbacks. First, while the WineRack enhances physical attractiveness, the BeerBelly is unattractive (outside of eastern North Carolina). Second, body-temp red wine is fine. Body-temp beer...not so much.
Ladies, why wear a padded bra when you get the same effect, and a nice warm Merlot, with... The WineRack? The male version, The BeerBelly, has several drawbacks. First, while the WineRack enhances physical attractiveness, the BeerBelly is unattractive (outside of eastern North Carolina). Second, body-temp red wine is fine. Body-temp beer...not so much.
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