Schmidtz

Wow.  David Schmidtz has totally blown up, gotten big, become famous, etc.  The problem is, you know what happens when you get all famous?  This.

Looks a lot like this, doesn't it?  I'm just sayin'...

Fortunately, David is a kind and benevolent ruler.   And all that stuff where Dave insists that Jerry Gaus call him "Chancellor"?  It doesn't mean anything, I'm sure.