Don't Tase me, Rev!
In Edmund OK last summer, a parishioner was tased for playing the tambourine like Will Ferrell played the cowbell on SNL.
As usual, I am not making this up.
We take our religion very seriously here, so fair warning: conform or be tased.
According to the Oklahoma County Sheriff's department, the tase-ee "was not filled with the Holy Spirit".
Again I must stress that I'm not making this up.
Apparently in Edmund, being low on the Holy Spirit is a pepper-spray and tasing offense!
hat tip to RKG.