Saturday, October 05, 2013

I said, "more cowbell" NOT "more tambourine"

Don't Tase me, Rev!

In Edmund OK last summer, a parishioner was tased for playing the tambourine like Will Ferrell played the cowbell on SNL.

As usual, I am not making this up.

We take our religion very seriously here, so fair warning: conform or be tased.

According to the Oklahoma County Sheriff's department, the tase-ee "was not filled with the Holy Spirit".

Again I must stress that I'm not making this up.

Apparently in Edmund, being low on the Holy Spirit is a pepper-spray and tasing offense!

hat tip to RKG.


Gerardo said...

'Tase the Lord'

Tom said...

Observe this important fact from KFOR's report: the deputy was forced to pepper spray and tase the woman. I look forward to further, in depth, investigating reporting into the utter lack of alternatives, the seriousness of the tambourinite disruption, and how neither pepper spray nor tasing could alone have saved the congregation from the trauma of more tambourining. Did the deputy need treatment to recover from the FORCE applied to him during the encounter? Is it a felony to apply so much force to a law enforcement officer?

...and, lastly, does the compliant press actually pray to the statist State, or do they just pay homage in their obsequious stories?

Gerardo said...

I agree with the 'turds' part, tho

Gerardo said...

Whoops, wrong thead.