The funniest sentences I've read this week

"I don't know about you, but show me a starlet without panties getting out of a car, and suddenly the world seems like a better place. Show me 'Knight Rider' drunk on the floor eating a hamburger, and I won't ask why my kid has no health insurance. Let's stop burdening people with facts."


An excerpt from Tim Robbins' keynote speech at the National Association of Broadcasters meetings.