Went over to UNC-Chapel Hill today, for a dissertation defense.
Went by the "Java City" in the main dining hall.
Asked for a large coffee.
Elderly lady behind counter says, patiently but with a hint of anger:
"We don't have large, sir. We have three sizes: extra small, small, and medium. Now, which size do you want?"
What would Angus do?
(No, I am not making this up).