Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Change you can believe in

This morning the White House announced the creation of a new day, Obamaday, slated to fall between Saturday and Sunday. Initially the day will be funded by borrowing the hour between 3:00 and 4:00 am from the other 7 days of the week. President O assured Americans that it will seem like a full 24 hour day because he had instructed all media outlets to exclusively run interviews with, and feature stories about Larry Summers and Timmy Geithner.

3 comments:

Justin M Ross said...

Taking from the 3-4 am hours the rest of the week is also a progressive tax on sleep. Studies I just made up show higher income folks are more likely to be working in the 3-4 am hours and will affect less than 1% of the population.

J-Bone said...

I saw what you did there.

blink said...

Will the sun come up an 8th time on Obamaday? Has he arranged that as well? ...Perhaps we are expected seek enlightenmentt by meditating on LS and TG in darkness.