Dutch Boy sends this, from the Kinston paper.
Not sure how to describe it. I'm sure I think it is a joke, I think.
But this may be the first time an article has engaged in self-grandgame. Impressive. I think.
“I’m no prude,” says Paulette Burroughs, 39, of La Grange. “But something I saw in that store was way over the line.”
Burroughs said she made the discovery Monday afternoon while planning a “Dancing with the Stars” viewing party at her home.
“We had a real good time, except for when old Nancy Grace decided to turn one of her sweater puppies loose,” Burroughs said. “That thing looked like it’d been eatin’ lemons all day.”
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I had to Google for what this Grand Game thing is. I have to go with this though, having just bought 40 pounds of porn-dog fuel last week:
“At the end of one aisle there was a giant bag of ‘adult’ dog food,” Burroughs said. “I covered my grandson’s eyes and moved in to get a closer look.”
Burroughs recalled the package said the contents were “suitable for mature dogs” and that there was a naked photo of a dog on the front of the package.
“I ain’t never in my life,” Burroughs said.
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