Dutch Boy sends this, from the Kinston paper.
Not sure how to describe it. I'm sure I think it is a joke, I think.
But this may be the first time an article has engaged in self-grandgame. Impressive. I think.
“I’m no prude,” says Paulette Burroughs, 39, of La Grange. “But something I saw in that store was way over the line.”
Burroughs said she made the discovery Monday afternoon while planning a “Dancing with the Stars” viewing party at her home.
“We had a real good time, except for when old Nancy Grace decided to turn one of her sweater puppies loose,” Burroughs said. “That thing looked like it’d been eatin’ lemons all day.”