Something Funny This Way Comes
Notice anything odd about this "restaurant review"? Check it out.
That's right.... they never mention food, service, those things.
Apparently they think that many people will make their dining choices based on how many wasteful public subsidies for inefficient alternative energy technologies the owners have sucked down.
"Oooooh, look, honey, solar panels on the roof! I can see them by the moonlight! Let's stop and have a romantic candlelight dinner, since there is no electricity."
"I don't know; what kind of food do they have?"
"Who cares? All that matters is that we are seen entering such a politically correct establishment. Make sure you leave the lights on from the car. No one will recognize me in those 1.5 watt LEDs."
(Nod to the Blonde)