A Surgeons Joke
Five surgeons are talking.
The first says: " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered. "
The second responds: " Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded. "
The third says: " No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. "
The fourth chimes in: " You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. "
But, the fifth shut them all up when he observed: " You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
posted by Mungowitz @ 9/06/2011 05:32:00 PM
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This would obviously include you, since you ran for governor!
You are confused. I ran for governor because it was already true. One does not become a politician by running for office. (Though one can become a FAILED politician by losing, to be sure!) The description given has ALWAYS been accurate for me.
Of the many things I've learned from this blog, the perfection of self-deprecating sarcasm must be among the most vital.
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