A Surgeons Joke
Five surgeons are talking.
The first says: " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
The second responds: " Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded. "
The third says: " No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. "
The fourth chimes in: " You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. "
But, the fifth shut them all up when he observed: " You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the ass are interchangeable."