Tuesday, September 06, 2011

A Surgeons Joke

Five surgeons are talking.

The first says: " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered. "

The second responds: " Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded. "

The third says: " No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. "

The fourth chimes in: " You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. "

But, the fifth shut them all up when he observed: " You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the ass are interchangeable."


Anonymous said...

This would obviously include you, since you ran for governor!

Mungowitz said...

You are confused. I ran for governor because it was already true. One does not become a politician by running for office. (Though one can become a FAILED politician by losing, to be sure!) The description given has ALWAYS been accurate for me.

Shawn said...

Of the many things I've learned from this blog, the perfection of self-deprecating sarcasm must be among the most vital.

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