Which of the following (if any) are from the Onion?
1. Man has sex with inflatable pool raft.
2. Beach bonking in Blackpool: Your government keeps statistics!
3. Guinness BOWR "world's largest penis" man: It's no picnic.
4. Labor Day party: American caught having sex with picnic table.
5. Man arrested for having sex with street signs; now has to "STOP"
6. I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.
7. Man humps steel park bench (the kind with holes in it). And there's a video (so this is NOT the Onion!). You may not want to listen; the guy is not having much fun. "OOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
Some details. And a source post.
(And a nod to Dutch Boy)