Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Bring the Violence, It's Significant--To the Wife

My dear wife sends me the following email:

Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big freaking red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.

Wow. Her birthday is coming up. I think I'll take back the mood ring I bought her,
and get a diamond.

(props to Disturbed, for the title)


Seth said...

Excellent, Mungowitz. Good luck with that.

bubba said...

Sounds like she might need a new whip, too.