So, my boys at 'Dome continue that crack reporting. And, to RMB's credit, points out that we live in a bizarrely self-referring age.
I can now prove that "chilly punk'd" is an actual phrase.
The proof is that it appears in "the Urban Dictionary."
And that reference points to my original claim that the phrase exists.
(Thanks to KPC main man prison rodeo, though, for the ACTUAL word, in comments. SOMEBODY knows what's going on. If you want to know dudespeak, you can't rely on GOOGLE as your reference library. GOOGLE is so five minutes ago.)